The Relationship Table Meme

[markofthebrave]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme

♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

*meme credit

Comments

[tsundroid]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Bulla	Excellent send of fashion. Cheerful. I imagine she's a decent fighter.	Her father is a pain in the ass.
Krillin	He seems okay, I guess.	He kissed me.
Rock Lee	... Enthusiastic?	Why green bodysuits?
Vegeta	An okay fighter. Maybe.	Did I mention he's a pain in the ass?

[niceguypose]

Ah... Excuse me, Eighteen-san! I am feeling a high amount of flattery, but I believe that an error has been made! You seem to have accidentally listed youthful bodysuits under 'cons' instead of 'pros'!

[markofthebrave]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Aang	He's Aang Pretty sure he's the best person I know He's growing up pretty handsome He cares about me	We already have grandkids. And kids. And that's just weird. Not sure if he still feels the same way about me that he apparently felt when we were back in our world... Relationships in Luceti end in tears
Wan	He's... got nice hair?	He's living in my house I should at least try to get to know him... oh man, this is so not about dating. Yup. NOT ABOUT DATING.
Trafalgar Law	He's kind of attractive Good doctor	Also kind of like my dad and married and married to Itachi Can we please take this off of dating now? It says alliances right up there
Loki	...powerful intelligent knew me as a waterbender	seriously old not very trustworthy pretty sure he's taken also just... you can give someone a fresh start but that doesn't mean you forget what they're capable of
Wan Shi Tong	Powerful Spirit from my world knows a lot of things	tried to kill me not sure of his intentions
Shikamaru	Trust him completely Kind of cute, honestly Someone I can go to when everything is dark	Makes terrible tea Roommates with Masaomi Pretty sure he's taken Want to keep the friendship
Masaomi	Fun Attractive Proven	It didn't work out the first time and it wouldn't this time for the same reasons. I just want to be friends now.
Zuko	Trustworthy Attractive Kind of funny, in that dorky way	If dating Masaomi was bad, woah boy Not sure if there's anything there Relationships in Luceti end in tears
Anyone	It would be nice to make new friends... And maybe date a bit, I am getting older...	Relationships in Luceti end in tears

[savedtheworld]

[He'll look over the cons eventually. Maybe. But he might be stuck basking in the 'best' and 'handsome' parts for a while first.]

[whiskytraitorfirefight]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Evan Brown (Ally/friend-family)	Good sense of humor Excellent singer Friend Hugh Jackman Very handsome	A trained assassin with a skewed moral compass Friend
Shihouin Yoruichi	Smoking hot A good ally out in the field Great drinking buddy	TBD
Trafalgar Law (Ally)	Doctor/surgeon Very powerful Good drinking buddy Good looking Can dismember people and leave them alive	Can dismember people and leave them alive (What the hell you sound like Levi) MARRIED
Grune (Ally/befriend)	Very kind, even if forgetful Doesn't judge, nice to talk to Absolutely beautiful	Worried your kind and trusting nature is going to get you hurt Better than I deserve
Steve Rogers	All-American blond cutie Handsome Level-headed, seems like a nice guy	TBD
Saori (Ally/befriend)	Nice to talk to Good ally in the battlefield Very beautiful	Already stated disinterest in sex dating, but a better friend ally ultimately.
Deadpool	Very chatty, but pretty funny Good ally	Doesn't stop talking Highly dangerous mercenary What's with the bodysuit?

And for all the dropped characters:

NAME	PROS	CONS
Erwin Smith	Very intelligent, cunning, ruthless Fun to flirt with Very handsome Someone I can count on to watch my back Excellent in bed	The kind of person that doesn't hesitate to make sacrifices to meet a goal Reminds me of my ex-fiance Ultimately a better ally overall
Hatake Kakashi	Very intelligent Very handsome A good ally and someone I can count on Surprisingly kind and considerate Likes dogs 10/10 would bang again (and again and again)	Still don't know a damn thing about him A goddamn troll It's complicated

[lordhotman]

You really think I'm attractive?

[codenamexv]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Rock Lee	Let's see... Funny. Interesting. Weird, in a good way. Really hard working and dedicating. Super Ninja.	Kinda hard to keep up while running.
Masaomi	Funny. A flirt. Good looking. Did I mention flirt? Creative.	Major flirt.
Silver	Hair and good looks.	Hard to make him laugh.
Cilan	A real gentleman.	Think I'll leave this blank.
Gold	Great with foot massages.	Think Complains too much.
Ventus	Cute and childish. Got some good dance moves.	Sorry, can't find any.

[magicalesbian]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Rei	Totally understands the whole magical girl thing. Crazy beautiful. Like, I'd have to be dead not to notice.	Taken. Sorta friendzoned. Too pretty for a girl like me.
Norma	Pretty cute in that tomboyish way!	I think she hates Hoshikyo... oops.
Saten	Well I already saw her naked. And damn.	I'm pretty sure she'd kill me in my sleep.
Ginia	Hot older woman. Right out of one of my favorite stories back home.	I think she just sees me as a kid.
Twin-tails (Fenimore)	We'd be all matching with me as Hoshikyo! ...is that a pro? Another girl who likes girls?? It's a Luceti Unicorn!	Taken. By my best friend. That's like, 30 levels of lines not to be crossed.
Mia	Super cute and super nice healer-mage-girl! Much nicer than Mitsune when it comes to taking care of injuries and whatever.	Oh god. I'm sure she saw me throw up at least once while I was in the clinic. That ruins everything.
Natalia	Wow a cute and gullible blonde girl. Apparently I have a type.	I'm pretty sure she summoned some kind of Hellspawn in the kitchen. I don't want to die of food poisoning.
Pretty-boy (Joshua)	Seems okay with the spirit thing. Not that bad looking for a boy... I guess.	Uhm, ew?? He's a boy?? And also totally slimy??? Why is he listed here??

[touchofrogue]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Remy 'Gambit' LeBeau	Those eyes... those hands Shared background Good cook Can talk to him Doesn't judge Good fighter	Stubborn, mule-necked, son-of-a-gun Can only trust him so far Flirts with anything that breathes Not ready for anything serious oh right -- can't touch him outside of the tunnels
Thor	I'm sorry, have you seen Thor? Polite Caring Honest Faithful	Taken Taken Loki's brother Can't touch him And Taken
Rin	Good cook Good fighter Good... heart	It'd be like dating my brother A younger brother, at that Friendship would be okay, though
Billy Kaplan	Good listener Caring Kinda cute	Accidental World Explodey Also, he's not into girls Also, taken Also... a bit brother-ly-y
Steve Rogers	What's not to admire? Good heart Trustworthy Captain America	Taken Can't touch him outside the tunnels ...taken. And I don't know if he ever did really understand me.
Jane Foster (ally/friend)	Thor's girlfriend Caring Seems a little... like she could use a friend	Older Brilliant ...With Asgardians Everything is Awkward. Hey, maybe we could start a club...
Jean Grey (friend)	Already an X-Man, so... loyalty Can be sweet! Can be fun! This isn't high school anymore	...ugh Does she actually listen when she talks? It's just so hard to get through a conversation with her without feeling like I have to defend myself sometimes.
Eugene	Well. It'd make Loki happy. Canadian, so that's one for you, bub Seemed pleasantly...mother-henish?	Can't really trust him, apparently Ha. Hahahaha. Ha. Oh, and if we're going for dating, pretty sure he's not into girls either!
Jack	Good listener Brave Seemed relatively honest And easy to talk to	I'm just not that masochistic, frankly Hard not to paint with the same brush. Trying not to. Still hard. Doesn't seem that interested.
Loki	The way that man moves... ...and speaks When he loves he loves with all his heart ...and he is an amazing lover And I can touch him And he's sweet, and funny and... I love him	Might endanger or break off all my relationships Lose the respect I've worked so hard to earn He's in love with someone else He'll break my heart

[cloudspinner]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Anyone	You only live twice, apparently	Not Odin Fairly sure sons' heads would implode. Messy, that.

1/2

[whiskytraitorfirefight]

wat

what

WHAT

[complicatedliar]

Oh look. Finally, I have encountered a fact I did not need to know.

[stopmjolnirtime]

Mother, why?

[stopmjolnirtime]

I'm flattered by your admiration, Lady.

[whiskytraitorfirefight]

While the compliment is appreciated, it's not that I see you as a kid, but I AM 38.

[250mhzwabl]

What? No, Gene is absolutely into women.

Though, er. Yeah. He is completely stupid sometimes.

Sorry about that.

[magicalesbian]

Aw, come on, you say that like it's a bad thing!

[AGE IS BUT A NUMBER.]

[whiskytraitorfirefight]

And how old are you again?

[magicalesbian]

Almost 20. [In just 8 short months, of course.] See, it's totally not that bad!

[whiskytraitorfirefight]

Sorry, I have a range of about eight years, ten years max. [Which is hilarious considering how she was dating Giles previously.]

But if I was around your age, I'd probably be crushing on you.

[magicalesbian]

Buh-- Seriously!? How can you tell me something like that! [Dramatically:] Now I'm only pining for you even more~

[whiskytraitorfirefight]

Because it's a meme Hey, bit of honesty never hurt. But I'm sorry, but looks like I have to be a heartbreaker here.

But rest assured I don't see you as just a kid.

[cajunspice]

I hope that last con's a euphemism.

[complicatedliar]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Jean	Squeaks fantastically when poked.	Utterly uninteresting for anything but torment.
Vastra	Thank goodness, not another human.	Married. Would be a bit like dating my sister.
Billy	Nope nope nope.	He's my little brother. So much no.
Katara	Somewhat pragmatic, interesting knowledge, makes a good speech.	Too much righteousness. Creepily young.
Aang	I can't be the only one who just wants to rub his head like a crystal ball.	Creepily younger, nauseatingly nice.
Iroh	Tea, strategy games, pranks, excellent conversation.	Ugh, beards. Also, seems determinately heterosexual.
Isaac	Nope.	It takes a rare talent to make me feel as if my skin is attempting to crawl from my body.
Thor	NOPE NOPE NOPE	NOPE NOPE NOPE FOR ALL TIMES NOPE
Jane	Maths, physics, rather amusingly clumsy in all senses of the world, would seriously upset Thor	Has already attempted to break my heart once, not looking for a second round.
Sabriel	Cute, does magics, can hold up her end of a conversation.	Would be a bit like dating my younger sister, and no.
Walter	Creative, intelligent, quite possibly mad	I refuse to be in a relationship with someone crazier than myself.
James Kirk	Amusing, has a lovely bottom, adventurous, excellent kisser	I doubt my ears are pointy enough to hold his interest
Steve Rogers	Lovely bottom, nice to look at, pretty eyes	Then he opens his mouth.
Eugene	Nice hair. Adorable smile. Earnest. Pulled my hair that one time. Unaccountably makes me feel safe	Severe foot-in-mouth disease. Rogue would leave me.
Jack	Sense of humor, very cute, listens, likes dancing, understands me to a disturbing degree. And that mouth.	Rogue would leave me.
Rogue	Beautiful, strong, no nonsense woman. Those skirts. Nice bottom. Not easily fooled. Far more intelligent than she realizes. Likes me for myself. Has never made me feel ashamed. I love her.	It's inevitable I will disappoint her.

[magicalesbian]

Such is life, I guess! [DRAMATIC SIGH.]

...but hey, I'll take that as consolation! It's tough getting treated like a respectable adult when you're all pink and sparkly, after all.