1. You're not allowed to act so high and mighty and angry on my behalf when you didn't even notice to begin with. That was none of your business.
2. So long, and thanks for all the fish. 2a. No, seriously. Thank you. And I'm sorry.
3. I only destroyed them because there were people you could recognise and that would be bad. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. You're a very good man.
4. Would you believe you're the only human that's ever asked me that? I won't hurt you, ever. I promise.
5. One day I'm going to find out who nearly killed you. Hopefully it will be soon.
6. If you order me not to use magic one more time, I feel I shall drop you into the middle of the ocean.
7. You're not so bad for a troll. Thank you for being nice about it.
8. I want to be like you when I grow up. Pirate marriage and all.
9. I miss talking to you. Do you know I died? I hope you don't. I don't want to see you cry.
10. If you're so powerful, how come you haven't noticed? It's a bit disappointing, really. Perhaps I should run around in Halloween costume. I bet that'd get your attention.
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2. So long, and thanks for all the fish.
2a. No, seriously. Thank you. And I'm sorry.
3. I only destroyed them because there were people you could recognise and that would be bad. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. You're a very good man.
4. Would you believe you're the only human that's ever asked me that? I won't hurt you, ever. I promise.
5. One day I'm going to find out who nearly killed you. Hopefully it will be soon.
6. If you order me not to use magic one more time, I feel I shall drop you into the middle of the ocean.
7. You're not so bad for a troll. Thank you for being nice about it.
8. I want to be like you when I grow up. Pirate marriage and all.
9. I miss talking to you. Do you know I died? I hope you don't. I don't want to see you cry.
10. If you're so powerful, how come you haven't noticed? It's a bit disappointing, really. Perhaps I should run around in Halloween costume. I bet that'd get your attention.