1. Just resolve to be happy, mate. Be happy with it. With her. You're as much a child of the universe as I.

2. Your axes grow mightier by the year, I swear it. What's your secret, then? Come come. Out with it.

3. If she ever does consent, will you stand beside me, mate?

4. I don't regret asking you. Not one day do I regret it.

5. Under different circumstances? I think we could have had quite the adventures in bed together.

6. Not sure if I like you, you great gigantic lummox. Not sure I don't like you, either.

7. You're the sweetest lamb, darling. Sorry for what I've said, but a man wants to look after you.

8. Get stuffed. It's all your fault and I shan't forget.

9. I get to wondering sometimes what you'd look like with hair. You know. During those unoccupied moments.

10. One day we will meet, you great caped misalignment of the universe. And on that day? On that day I shall strike a blow against justice. Bastard.