1. I wish you'd stop smoking.
2. You're doing good about it around the house, but I wish you'd stop smoking.
3. I don't think I got all those photos….
4. I know I love you and I miss you, but I think I may be getting a crush on someone else.
5. I hate that the experiments have blurred my feelings about you. I'm sometimes not sure if what I feel is real or not anymore.
6. I now worry even more about you every time you vanish for weeks at a time.
7. I still blame myself. I wish I could take back what happened to you. It should have been me.
8. I know you can't help it, but it's so GROSS when you throw up on me.
9. You really are cute when you break out in hives, but don't worry, I won't ever touch you when I think you can't handle it.
10. So help me, if you ever get me banned from the bakery…
11. I'm trying to be more open about my feelings and trusting, but if you only realized how hard this is for me.
12. What am I going to say to you?
13. Stop leaving hairball surprises on my floor when I'm out of the house. It's rude.
14. I never expected to find someone who would become such a close friend ever again.
15. Why did you go off on your own?
16. Sometimes I hate knowing I'll outlive most of you.
17. Feels nice being on your good side! At least, I think I'm starting to get on your good side. I hope.
18. I hope you like how the flower shop has been growing. I'm doing my best.
19. I'm sorry that you had to see what I was hiding. I wish I could have kept it from you, but thank you for helping me anyway.
20. I haven't forgiven myself for that day out in the woods.
21. That really was very tasty ice cream!
22. I don't really want to kiss you, but you should wear dresses more often! You were really cute!
23. I didn't really think you were a cow back then. You were fat, but it was a beautiful kind of fat