He will give everyone a lump of coal

No wait, only one shall be honored with a lump of coal.

windandrain will get a kite shaped like a fish
selfhelp will get How to draw Manga - getting started [One should master the art of Japanese drawn moving pictures, Billy!]
revoltndevelopment will get A BEER HELMET AND IT WILL FIT ON YOUR HEAD, BEN
kingofwaste will get a fuckload of carrots
folklorist will get shutter shades so he can be Kanye West
asthehawkflies will get the perfect guide to woo the maidens
halfnhalf will get one shirt to fit two people so he can keep Billy close to him and look cool at the same time
alloys will get a cornflake pie (C) LOKI LAUFEYSON DO NOT STEAL
dragoneer will get a large viking helmet with cool spikes and all that jazz, very cool!
shenevermisses will get beautiful scrunchies for her hair! Gander upon these Clove of Panem!
somethingtoavenge will get a box of tissues

And last but not ever least:

complicatedliar will get a LUMP OF COAL